Gus-do you dance to "new kids on the block"? Ohh and hey, I mentioned that i have a trunk full of props, you name it...I have it!!
Here we go; A Remy Red Hot Chocolate, with just a little whipped cream on top!
Good?
There's a lot of props that I can think of... and none of them would look good on Gus...
I usually do a pole dance with my pitchfork as a substitute for the pole.
By the time I get to the tines, my tongue hanging out and the barlights reflecting off my sinewy body, the women and bartenders are going wild.
And then..... I start shaking it.
I've got a nice After Eight Mint Liqueur Coffee here, very good against the cold!
I've got an electric razor if you are interested in shaving your back?
Remy Red Hot Chocolate! Perfect.
Thank you, barkeep.
Welcome.
Pessy, you got one of those masks? Leather, zippers where the mouth and the eyes are?
Keep that in trunk, please, it gives me the creeps!
Aww...it's one of my favorite props.....bad experiences?
Hey, bigdice, would you be kind enough to pour one of those cool beers over my body?
I'm afraid I may be on fire.
One beer over Gus's body coming up!
Looks like somebody has a farmer tan.........
<I think I found something from Gus's days when he was young and out of a regular job>
He IS a farmer!
Damn, I gotta go out again, I hate smoke-free bars in the winter....
Yeah...but I thought he just didn't bother with clothes much at all.................isn't that why he's our stripper?
I think he is our stripper cuz all the other guys(incl. me) won't strip tonite!
Are you pulling at your collar right now, pess?
Is the sight of my nude body causing you to swoon?
I'll go easy on the pole for a bit. I consider you to be a friend and I'd hate to be responsible for causing you cardiac arrest.
< bigdice walks over and gives Gus a quick rubdown while muttering, "Take it easy, big guy. The ladies are becoming agitated.">
Ohh thanks Gus, i'm sure after a few more drinks i'll be fine.......bartender bring me another jug...oh and charge it to bigdice's tab......thanks!
