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Josie Wales messed with his woman

 
 
Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 07:19 pm
The infamous outlaw Josie Wales died, I'm afraid, at the hands of a woman scorned over her culinary skills. Seems that Josie although rumoured to have killed the previous husband of the wife he took knew not the perils of domestic incivility. So when he, like the rest of his badman macho amigos tended to do, sassed off at the little woman about her cooking skills, she took a cast-iron skillet to his head and laid him to eternal rest. We will probably never know who drew first, another mystery of the old west left unsolved.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 07:42 pm
Pat Garret was peeing on the trail when killed by a shotgun blast from behind.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 07:55 pm
Dead-Eye Smith stepped on a rusty nail.

He didn't die, but he sure was pissed.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 08:06 pm
Dead-Eye Smith (a stock broker from NYC) died from drinking a rusty nail in a gin joint on the lower east side. Gus plays fast and loose with history my friends.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 18 Dec, 2004 10:56 pm
The hack writers for Richard Fox's Police Gazette planted and nourished the legend that Belle Starr was a "female Robin Hood and a Jesse James." In reality Belle was a horse-thief and perhaps a frontier fence. But unlike Jesse, she never held up a stage-coach or a train or a bank.
It is generally accepted that Myra Belle Shirley was born on Feb 5, 1848, in a log cabin somewhere along the Missouri frontier....
When she was eight, Belle became a pupil of the Carthage Female Academy.... The curriculum included reading, writing, spelling, grammar, deportment, Greek, Latin and Hebrew. Instruction in painting, piano, and organ were extra.

When the Kansas-Missouri border war broke out, Belle's brother joined Jim Lane's Redlegs. He was killed at Sarcoxie, Missouri. The continuous raids ruined Starr's tavern business and he moved his family to Scyene, Texas....

In 1866 the James-Younger gang robbed their first bank in Liberty, Missouri, and fled with $6,000 in cash and bonds. They broke up, Jesse and the Youngers going to Texas, where Cole met Belle and probably -- there is no positive evidence -- fathered her firstborn, a daughter she named Pearl.

Jim Reed, a bank and train robber from Vernon County, Missouri, was her next lover. With the law hot on Jim's trail, he and Belle fled to California, where she presented him with a son named Edward. In 1869, Belle, Reed and two other outlaws rode to the North Canadian river country, where they tortured an old Creek Indian until he told them where he had hidden $30,000 in gold. With their share of the loot, Jim and Belle returned to Texas, where she played the role of "Bandit Queen" to the hilt....

In August, 1874, Reed was killed by one of his gang. Belle left her children with her mother while she rode the Outlaw Trail.

From 1875 to 1880, Belle was the undisputed leader of a band of cattle- and horse-thieves who made their headquarters in "The Nations," or Indian-held sections of Oklahoma. Some she accepted as lovers, but Cole Younger still occupied, as he always would, the choice spot in her heart.

In 1876 another "husband" appeared on the scene. He was a flat-faced Indian with the odd name of "Blue Duck." He lasted only a short time, after which his place was taken by Sam Starr, a tall, slim Cherokee.... The honeymooners settled down on Sam's sixty-two acres on the north side of the Canadian River, near Briartown. Belle named the place Younger's Bend, after her first love....

Belle herself told a story of how a slim man with blinking eyes once visited her and Sam at Younger's Bend. Starr was suspicious of the cold and silent man..., but Belle told him he was an "old friend from Missouri." Sam Starr never knew the blinking blue-eyed man was Jesse James....

In 1883 Belle made her appearance as the first female ever tried for a major crime in the courtroom of the celebrated "Hanging Judge" Parker in the Federal Court of the Western District of Arkansas. The indictment charged her with being the leader of a band of horse-thieves....

She was found guilty and Parker sentenced her to six months and Sam to a year in the Federal Prison in Detroit.... After serving their time, Belle and Sam returned to Younger's Bend....

In 1886 Belle and Sam were arrested by United States marshals, who brought them to Fort Smith on charges of robbery and horse-stealing.... The Starrs were arraigned the following day before Judge Parker, who was forced to dismiss the charges for lack of evidence....

It was near Christmas when Sam was killed by a dying Indian deputy whom he had shot down in a drunken argument. Belle... did not remain alone for long. Several months after Starr's death, Jim July came into her life.... In a short time the marshals of Fort Smith were looking for July on a larceny charge. When Belle pointed out to Jim that the government had little or no evidence to support its case, he agreed to surrender. On a hot July day in 1889 Belle rode halfway to Fort Smith with him. At San Bois they stayed overnight, and the following morning after breakfast July set out alone.

Somewhere along the lonely road back to Younger's Bend a bushwhacker did in Belle Starr. She was found dying by a passerby....

Belle was buried on February 3, in the front yard of the cabin at Younger's Bend. Months later Pearl hired a stonecutter to mount a monument over her mother's grave. On top of the stone was carved and image of her favorite mare, "Venus." On the stone was this inscription:


Belle Starr
Born in Carthage, Missouri, February 5, 1848 Died February 3, 1889.
Shed not for her the bitter tear
Nor give the heart to vain regret,
'Tis but the casket that lies here,
The gem that fills it sparkles yet.
James D. Horan and Paul Sann, Pictorial History of the Wild West, London, 1970, pp. 132-135
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