Penis suicide

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My dad used to work with the police.He came home one day with this true story.

A guy had tried to commit suicide by cutting off his penis so he could bleed to death.

Afterwards he decided he'd made a mistake and tried to sew it back on.

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ouch! I could think of better ways to kill myself than that method.

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Which would hurt more?

Cutting it off or trying to sew it back on yourself.

And imagine trying to thread the needle!!!!

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God that would hurt. You may as well get the pain over and done with and use a sewing machine, or staple gun.

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HAhahahahahahaha.
Reminds me of the phrase 'p*ssing through the eye of a needle!'

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Why is this thread entitled "Penis Suicide"?

The poor penis was just an innocent bystander. All of a sudden this lunatic comes along and tries to MURDER the poor penis.

Suicide and murder are two different animals, material girl.

Let's keep the facts straight.

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Innocent bystander yes but as far as I know penis's have a mind of their own.

Maybe suicide of the body by murdering the penis.

But then again I dont know if either died so maybe its 'attempted' murder/suicide.
Maybe manhoodslaughter.Hohohohohohoho.

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I wonder if any penises have ever tried committing suicide by jumping off tall buildings?

Can you imagine the horror on the poor guy's face who's attached to the penis as he's carried over the edge?

Truly horrifying.

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It would be a small bodybag!

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

I wonder if any penises have ever tried committing suicide by jumping off tall buildings?

I know quite a few penises that wear suits and neckties, so I suppose so.

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Now this is an interesting thread. I'm so glad you're here, material girl.

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While I have seen many a penis stand at attention, I've not seen one jump. That would be interesting...

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I know a penis that jumps everytime it sees a hole with hair around (or even without)

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You would be a bit nervous the first time using it after it had been surgically put back on.

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Hahaha, you guys are maniacs.

Would it even work after it had been put back on!!?

Wasnt there a thing about a wife cutting her husbands todger off in the USA a few years back,somebody Bobbit?How did his end up?

Can you picture one taking an overdose, imagine trying to get those in there!!!!!

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Working for the police I was attacked by a guy who wanted to rape me.I let him do it showing no resistance.
When he finished I could take him by surprise and cut his penis with a knife. Since it still was erected the bleeding was astonishing.Yet,neither he died nor had his penis replaced.He's in jail now and I was his very last lover.

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Christ you take your job seriously!!!!!
Your braver than me but well done for cutting his dick off.He got what he deserved.

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Bobbit went on to a successful (er, Confused

) porn career. It works fabulously.

However, he deserved to lose it. Cheater.

Then again, any woman who would cut a cheaters penis off instead of just killing the bastard is just plain stupid. Now he's famous and she's rotting away in prison.

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