<runs back, clothes torn to tatters, blood dripping from several deep bite wounds>
<pant, pant> Damn, lady J, where were those steaks? This ganking thing is gonna be tougher than I thought. Here, lady j, <pant, wheeze> all I could get are these red bunny pajamas. <hands pajamas to lady j>
Ehm, LJ, Dag is my civil name. Here I be da Able to Gnaw. Speaking of which, may I have the steak bones to gnaw on after we're done ganking?
I think I'm sticking with Kicky. It's a pretty threatening name, right? Like hey, I'm Kicky!--I'll kick you!
kickycan wrote:<runs back, clothes torn to tatters, blood dripping from several deep bite wounds>
<pant, pant> Damn, lady J, where were those steaks? This ganking thing is gonna be tougher than I thought. Here, lady j, <pant, wheeze> all I could get are these red bunny pajamas. <hands pajamas to lady j>
God DAMN you look sexy!!
I gave the Rots the bones, but I think it was your Drakkar Noir that turned them on....
Ms. Gnaw, you ravage those bones, girl!
I love my jammies btw! Red goes good with the blonde and black jacket don't ya think?
well,i'd love to hang, but i need to crawl into my dumpster to catch some sleep. i have a gas station to stick up in the morning.
Kicky, the Lady and da Able 2 Gnaw.
You done good kick. You kicked a$$!
Night Gnaw girl...cover up good, it's cold tonight. Up for a celebration kicky while I tend your wounds?
**grabs kicky's hand and limps him back to his crib**
do you have a tourniquette by any chance?
Always.... **rips Red Bunny Pajama leg off**
here, i found this loudspeaker in the dumpster. oh, and a toilet seat. one of them will fit you for sure.
You truly are so very thughtful to share. Thanks you!
And, and ...? .... I can't wait for the next bit!
Go, Lady J! A woman of many parts!
(I think Kicky just ran out of steam! :wink: )
I think I have my gangsta name picked out...I am B-Bitchy...the muscle behind the man...I wear steel toed boots for some serious kicka$$...Kicky is always running out of steam which is why we fight into the gang now instead of fock in...I think we should contact JP and get some cool gang tatoos made up...hey..who's heading this gang anyway????
Ain't much of a joiner, but glad to offer you kids what help and support I can. One thing I'll tell ya - steakbones ain't gonna do much to distract rotts. If ya wanna give 'em somethin' else to think about while you're up to somethin', give 'em a couple - three bags of cats. Won't much happen to the cats - they'll hit the trees and rooftops in no time, but the rotts'll stay real interested in 'em for a good long while.
Thing is- and this is inside info, for the A2KTMP only-- roger's got three vicious cats, not rotts... next time he be dissing us, we bring a can of tuna!
Sorry, roger, but I've always wanted to be in a badass gang, and I think my info is the ticket...
Every good gang needs a rival gang to battle for turf and stuff.... otherwise you got a monopoly and what's the fun in that.
I volunteer to head up the rival A2K WarHammers.
This is our weapon of choice:
If you move in on our turf... you can expect the hammer to fall.
Who's in?
Looks more like a 'tool' than a weapon...
Now, for a gangsta name, maybe "Hairy M."
As for roger's vicious cats, a burlap sack and a river should do just fine, heh heh.
What about a female only gang? I have garden tools and I'm not afraid to use them. We could strike fear into anyone that comes near, for instance, I'm capable of trimming someones petunias in seconds flat..................................scared? You should be.
Thinking of a name.........
> Walks up, Leather jacket on, open, black lace torn bra , no shirt. Jeans ripped at the ass and knees, combat boots.... 2 Ak-47's in hand <
Wuz u p? I think you be need'n some iron if your going to get through them dogs. The aint about no bones. If they wanted bones to chew on , they would go for yours..
What 'you say to that?
Am I in?