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kickycan

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:14 pm
Don't pass the bucket kicky.
Sarah opened the thread already yesterday and
you showed up unfashionably late. What's a girl got to do?
She had a nice chit chat with Gautam to fill the void.

The minute you came into the scene, she focused on
you, and only you. Too bad that your cellphone rang,
annoyingly numerous times and more annoyingly -
you took the call.

If you are in the presence of a lovely lady, you shut off
your cellphone kicky. That's common courtesy.

And now, you have to resort back to what someone else
in yet another porn thread suggested as "master baiting"
Mr. Green
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:16 pm
Gay Blind Date...I am so pitching that idea to telly execs...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:18 pm
Please don't cav!
TV is bad enough these days....

Oh wait a minute. You're in Toronto - so go ahead Mr. Green
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 06:41 pm
Jane, has anyone ever told you how sexy you are when you analyze other people sexual activities? Che bella...why don't you come closer, mia cara...I want to look into those beautiful eyes of yours...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2004 08:56 pm
http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/liebe/wub.gif
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 12:16 am
Aaah, I see that you are a very passionate woman...only the most amorous and passionate women have such fire in their eyes...come closer, mia piccola preziosa...

<kissing the nape of Jane's neck, one hand sliding down to massage her wonderful buttocks while the other begins unbuttoning her blouse>
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 01:58 am
kickycan wrote:
HEY! Get off my back, everyone!!! I showed her the goods, and she chose to talk to Gautam about a possible fix-up with her brother! Now, I can perform under most circumstances, but I just can't keep my interest up while a woman is talking about gay blind dates!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!


Sorry Kicky - I do seem to have this effect on women.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 07:32 am
Okay, Okay, I've already admitted to being a shameless faghag! May I remind you Kicky that I cleaned up the glass, offered to get your zipper for you, didn't shy away from the 'python', even though when presented with a cervix battering monster like that most women would run screaming from the building. I even tried to think sexy thoughts (cheese and politics) whilst you insisted on answering your cell phone. I can only stay on 'hold' for so long. Gautam offered to entertain, and entertain he did. Now, I like a good, belly slapping, get down and dirty shag as much as the next woman (probably more) but there are other conversations to have, other places to be, the rest of your life to live in between the sex bits and I would take a gay man over a straight one anyday, just for their sensitivity, manners, humour, wit and sheer good taste. Stereotyping, I know, but it's true!

Besides Kicky, you would have passed out before you could have inflated that thing!

Then I would have had to have a 'session' with the rabbit and then a long coversation (full of laughter) with Gautam over the phone. I would have gone to bed smiling, the night having eventually been worthwhile! :wink:
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 08:19 am
Sarah Morgan wrote:
Besides Kicky, you would have passed out before you could have inflated that thing!

Then I would have had to have a 'session' with the rabbit and then a long coversation (full of laughter) with Gautam over the phone. I would have gone to bed smiling, the night having eventually been worthwhile! :wink:


Ohhhh... BURN!!!!!!!
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 08:29 am
I thank you! :wink:
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:10 am
Considering the red hot lovers that Italians are supposed to be.....I'd say you hung yourself on this one, Kicky Cool

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/vis.gif
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:21 am
Yeah, I guess you could say I'm well hung.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:47 am
kickycan wrote:
Aaah, I see that you are a very passionate woman...only the most amorous and passionate women have such fire in their eyes...come closer, mia piccola preziosa...

<kissing the nape of Jane's neck, one hand sliding down to massage her wonderful buttocks while the other begins unbuttoning her blouse>


http://fool.exler.ru/sm/hit.gif
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:47 am
Panzade, I'm ready for Gus now......have him greased and sent to my room Twisted Evil


Kicky who?............................ Rolling Eyes
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:48 am
Sarah Morgan wrote:
Panzade, I'm ready for Gus now......have him greased and sent to my room Twisted Evil


I think Gus is always greased.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:48 am
Sarah Morgan wrote:
Panzade, I'm ready for Gus now......have him greased and sent to my room Twisted Evil


Kicky who?............................ Rolling Eyes


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:53 am
Sarah, you are gonna LOVE Gus.
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willow tl
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 09:57 am
Sarah Morgan wrote:
Panzade, I'm ready for Gus now......have him greased and sent to my room Twisted Evil


Kicky who?............................ Rolling Eyes



Actually, I may have to fight you for Gus...I could let you have him for a little while...why not give Panzade a go...He's a musician...you know how loose they are... :wink:
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 10:00 am
On your recommendation?..............

De-grease that man!!!


:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Nov, 2004 10:00 am
CalamityJane wrote:
kickycan wrote:
Aaah, I see that you are a very passionate woman...only the most amorous and passionate women have such fire in their eyes...come closer, mia piccola preziosa...

<kissing the nape of Jane's neck, one hand sliding down to massage her wonderful buttocks while the other begins unbuttoning her blouse>


http://fool.exler.ru/sm/hit.gif


I'll take that as a "maybe later".
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