kickycan

Gautam: Getcha big self down to Manchester then! You know we have a 'scene' to rival the the capital and very picturesque cottages (jus kiddin). No seriously, my brother is a lovely guy, he's had one or two 'serious' things, but he's single at the moment. I shall inform him of your interest! Maybe he will join A2K and chat to you more directly! Hey, we could all use an extra friend.

Panzade: Yes I'm quite fond of SM! at work they call me Smorgs as I sign everything SMorgan (without the full stop, to save my arm/time when I'm (in)famous), now I even get smorgasboard and even smorgasm. No, I've never heard of Leave it to Beaver.

Kicky.......I'm waiting :wink:

<watching the smoke slinking up into the air>

Nice place you have here...

I'm moist already.......

Why don't you take off those clothes and lay down here on the bearskin rug...

"Madam, will there be anything else?," he says as he sets the the Moet split on the coffee table next to the fluted glasses.

<I have closed my eyes>

SM - Him on A2K would be a great idea. Not looking for anything, but it would be great to have a new friend And if he is anything like you.....

And I always wanted to visit a city which is named after a "Man's chest" but somehow never got a chance....

Off you go Kicky, I have done my bit, she is all yrs

REAL FUR! Are you kidding me! Nothing less than acrylic is suitable for my milky bott........rewind please :wink:

<tosses bearskin rug out the window>

Why don't you take off your clothes and lay down here next to the fireplace?

<cell phone rings>

Excuse me for a moment. I have to take this...

<goes to the next room for privacy>

Sm can talk to me in the meanwhile <my eyes are still closed though>

G!...I saw you peeking...you pervert.

Nooooooooo kicky is still fully dressed !!!

If I lay down nekked next to the fireplace.....I might singe me minge!

Sorry, kicky, I know you want to start something, but I couldn't resist it!

(that one was for Gautam, I know he would appreciate the Linda/faghagginess of it, after all, I'm a shameless faghag)

Okay, Kicky, I'm ready now....this time with a shaven haven!

STOP!...................'scuse me?...........MOET?..............got to be Bolly dear!

<returning>

Wow, that is a nice shaven haven, Sarah. Would you like me to undress as well?

<cell phone rings again>

Dammit!

<goes back into other room for privacy again>

Yeah baby, now why don't I get that zipper for you........

I am soooooooooooo outa here - this is far too much for my senstive ears....

On second thoughts, maybe I will stay for a while

Okay, stand back...

<fly comes down, unleashing "the python"...THWUMP!...coffee table smashes, shattering glasses and spilling Moet>

Damn. Happens everytime.

Gautam, will you be there with chocolate and platitudes, when I'm round at your place, mascara cheeked and wailing 'The baaastard'!?