>damn<
yall aint fuckn yet?
This is toooooo slow for me.
hahaha
Don't worry baby........pass me the dustpan and brush.......Oh, and the love oil.........
now, where were we?
You were about to slather my python with love oil, I believe. You'll need both hands free for this...
<cell phone rings again>
F*CK!
<goes into bathroom, python dragging on the floor as he goes, slams door>
Talk about Coitus Interruptus! I'm trying to have cyber sex here! And I don't f**k, I make luuuurve. If you don't want to stick around.....then fast farward to the money shot! Ya bunch of voyeurs!
Come on kicky....just ignore them! I've cleaned up the glass, the love oils out.....it's a bit chilly (being Noo Yoik and everyfink) so we use my knickers as sheet...................and...........?
if yr brother is anything like you, then I want his phone number now !!!
<closes his eyes again>
<comes back in from the bathroom, giant penis slung over one shoulder>
Okay, first thing we have to do is get this thing in an excited state...are you sure you're up for it?
Gautam, Have you seen my last post on first song played on radio1? Dya think I'm in purdapeep? :wink:
Sarah, I feel that you are preoccupied. Ihave to go. I have been getting calls from other women for the past half hour, and it wouldn't be fair to them to make them wait...duty calls...
<rolls up giant penis and stuffs it back in pants>
Tata!
Gautam, get Dusty on...............I'm on my way
Kicky, was it the knickers?
Sarah Morgan wrote:Gautam, get Dusty on...............I'm on my way
Do bring yr brother as well.....
Fat birds need love too kicky................
no, kicky, don't run............................
kick, come back................................
kicky!
I'm not fat really........god damn feminine insecurity.......can't even bear the thought of cyber buddies thinking I'm fat................does my bum look big in this text? :wink:
LOL...you're a doll...you're too good for Kicky...Gus is who I want to pair you up with...
Kicky left for personal reasons. He was too embarrassed to pick glass slivers out of his python in front of you, SM. This happens to him a lot around here. You'd think he'd get a different kind of coffee table. Something not made of glass. He must have some dandy scars on his python by now.
No, no Eva,
kicky is a terrible tease.
Who knew!
...pssst kicky...get rid of the cell phone...capite?
HEY! Get off my back, everyone!!! I showed her the goods, and she chose to talk to Gautam about a possible fix-up with her brother! Now, I can perform under most circumstances, but I just can't keep my interest up while a woman is talking about gay blind dates!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
