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Sat 20 Nov, 2004 11:14 pm
Too funny
Quote:Man wants compensation for gay pig
A Bulgarian farmer has gone to court to demand substantial damages after claiming the prize-winning pedigree pig he bought from a breeder was a homosexual.
Farmer Galen Dobrev, 43, from Shumen in Bulgaria told the court: "It's a disgrace, all he was interested in was other male pigs."
The farmer took pictures of the gay pig to prove the 220-pound boar was homosexual and had fellow farmers testify on his behalf as to the pig's sexual preferences.
He told the court that when his fellow farmers heard about the gay pig it had also been impossible to sell him - and in the end he had turned the animal into sausages.
But the breeder who sold the pig claimed that the farmer had acted too soon by making pork sausages, and said that if he had waited until the pig was sexually mature he would have found it performed perfectly normally.
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Er - I suspect that, though this seems very funny - that the farmer in question bought the boar as a stud pig - probably paying a lot of money - therefore his sexual preferences were quite economically important!!
I would have thought that a discussion with the breeder - and perhaps a swap, would have been more reasonable? I believe most breeders would stand behind their stud stock?
I hope the homophobes here read this one - yet another example of homosexuality occurring in nature - unless they might believe that the little fella had been corrupted in pre-school?
A friend of mine bought a young bull recently, who turned out to be gay!!! The heifers were courting him shamelessly, but all he would do was call out in a love-sick manner to the young bull a few paddocks away...he was swapped with a lusty young bloke.
Sadly, I believe our gay friend is now beefsteak.
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