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willow tl
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:37 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Cav wrote:
A question for Gautam, how much to go down on Bea Arthur?


That is a very disturbing proposition. If you offered me a million dollars, I wouldn't do it. If you put a gun to my head, I'd say, "Pull the trigger" If I declined and my alternative was to be cast into a cage of wild dogs -- bring on the cage.

There is only one possible scenario where I would be willing to go down on Bea Arthur. And that is this... "Gus, either go down on Bea Arthur or wear this Green Bay Packer cheese wedge"

I'd be muff diving in a heartbeat.


I am now going public with my undying love for Gustaratzenhafer....You sir are a Genius...to answer your question for shewolf...i would blow you for free...I have never laughed so hard...thanks honey Shocked Laughing :wink:
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:43 pm
I dunno, who is to be blown? Shewolf or Bear?
Shewolf; I'm cheap.
Bear; bring the case!
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:43 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Cav wrote:
A question for Gautam, how much to go down on Bea Arthur?


That is a very disturbing proposition. If you offered me a million dollars, I wouldn't do it. If you put a gun to my head, I'd say, "Pull the trigger" If I declined and my alternative was to be cast into a cage of wild dogs -- bring on the cage.

There is only one possible scenario where I would be willing to go down on Bea Arthur. And that is this... "Gus, either go down on Bea Arthur or wear this Green Bay Packer cheese wedge"

I'd be muff diving in a heartbeat.
Hmmm... Interesting how there was almost no hesitation for the BJ...
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:44 pm
Who's Bea?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:50 pm
bigdice67 wrote:
Who's Bea?


http://www.geocities.com/beaarthurboulevard/beatvguide1.jpg
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:55 pm
OKOKOKOK, now I remember...
been there done her, can I have my mil?
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:57 pm
Neither project would be cheap, but I think there'd be a busy Bea before the overalls came off. Shocked
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:58 pm
Ha!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 06:02 pm
Occom Bill wrote:
Hmmm... Interesting how there was almost no hesitation for the BJ...


Bill, what you and I do in our private lives is of no interest to the people on this board. You were kind enough to offer to fellate me and, yes, I didn't hesitate in accepting.

I just sensed a need on your part and wanted to help you get through the day.

But the next time you ask.... no way. Not if you continue to stand on the rooftops and scream to the world, "I got on my knees for Gustav Ratzenhofer."

Tone it down, Bill. Tone it down.
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OCCOM BILL
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 06:16 pm
That was along time ago Gus. I can still remember the sweet sound of your voice. I'll never forget the way you used to look before that operation went so horribly, tragically wrong.




Many of you probably don't know it, but Gus was quite a looker before he decided he wanted to become a tranny. This was the Gus I used to know:






















http://media.santabanta.com/gallery/Global%20Celebrities(F)/Penelope%20Cruz/penelope%20cruz19a.jpg
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 06:18 pm
Hell... no wonder I do myself all the time.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 07:25 pm
What a shame gustav!
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 07:38 pm
Now, what the hell happened to your legs, gus? They looked sooo fine, jst like O'Bill told'n'showed us?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:03 pm
This thread is making me uncomfortable.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:35 pm
Okay, we've decided on the million for the quickie BJ


now


how much would it take for you to let somebody take your back door?

Take the A train....

Chute the chute

bang the,,,,,,



never mind, I'm getting a little woozy.
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:36 pm
i dont know if they use the new warming ky... it all depends...Smile
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:40 pm
warming ky?!?

I dunno, I'm pretty touchy about anyone doing anything with my exit door.
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:44 pm
maybe if it was someone who i trusted and was good looking to boot... maybe Gautum Smile
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littlek
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:44 pm
Oho! Hey, G, hear that.....?
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 08:46 pm
and if he called me the next day... i just couldnt do with being a one night stand...
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