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A Question For The Straight Heterosexual Men.....

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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:17 am
<Bi-Polar cubs accidentally stumble onto A2K......Social Services drops by>
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paulaj
 
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Reply Sun 14 Nov, 2004 11:25 am
<paula shows up with parasol, like Mary Poppins, slings some BS story and they leave, party continues>
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:19 am
Im not a man, but I truly dont think there are many people I WOULDNT blow for a million dollars.
Hell, I will even bekind enough to look them in the eyes while Im doing it.
Twisted Evil
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:20 am
I don't have a million dollars, shewolfnm.

Would 20 be enough?
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:48 am
he blew all his money over at my house...(no pun intended)
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 10:50 am
Here's the skinny from quinney....and it has nothing to do with sexuality...just business.....someone offers me a million cash and not only will blow him, I'll give him a coupon for 50% off on his next blowjob.......Scope is 4.00 a bottle......
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:01 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
..just business.....someone offers me a million cash and not only will blow him, I'll give him a coupon for 50% off on his next blowjob.......

Laughing That quote is why you are one of my favorite bastids.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:12 am
As the story goes-

Three men asked a woman if she would have sex with a man for a million dollars, "a million dollars, that's quite a bit of money...yes I would"

Then they asked would you have sex with a man for a dollar?

"A dollar! what kind of woman do you think I am!?"

Oh we know what kind of woman you are, we were just haggling on the price.
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:13 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
......Scope is 4.00 a bottle......


It is not all that bad. Ask any of yr (past) women Twisted Evil
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:27 am
Gautam wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
......Scope is 4.00 a bottle......


It is not all that bad. Ask any of yr (past) women Twisted Evil


I have gotten conflicting stories, but all agree that mine tastes like Hawaiian Punch......
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:31 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Here's the skinny from quinney....and it has nothing to do with sexuality...just business.....someone offers me a million cash and not only will blow him, I'll give him a coupon for 50% off on his next blowjob.......Scope is 4.00 a bottle......


if you look at my first post i said pretty much the same thing
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the prince
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:51 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
Gautam wrote:
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
......Scope is 4.00 a bottle......


It is not all that bad. Ask any of yr (past) women Twisted Evil


I have gotten conflicting stories, but all agree that mine tastes like Hawaiian Punch......


<GROAN> No offense, and ladies pls correct me if you think otherwise, but I prefer the penis to taste just like what it is.... a penis Twisted Evil

After all, if I wanted a punch, I can always find a bar Laughing
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Seed
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:53 am
lol Gautam thats to funny...
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 11:57 am
It's my cross to bear gautam...what can I do? It's how God made me....I didn't choose to have Hawaiian Punch jism....I got the Hawaiian Punch jism gene......when will this persecution stop? I'm no different from you salty jism gene people and yet you single me out......it's not a choice..... Crying or Very sad :wink:
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chris56789
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 04:59 pm
I'd do it for 100,000. So a million, ofcourse!!
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:14 pm
I wouldnt do it even for a million dollars!!

Unless he's really cute, of course.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:21 pm
< still waiting for shewolf's answer >
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:21 pm
A question for Gautam, how much to go down on Bea Arthur?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:28 pm
Cav wrote:
A question for Gautam, how much to go down on Bea Arthur?


That is a very disturbing proposition. If you offered me a million dollars, I wouldn't do it. If you put a gun to my head, I'd say, "Pull the trigger" If I declined and my alternative was to be cast into a cage of wild dogs -- bring on the cage.

There is only one possible scenario where I would be willing to go down on Bea Arthur. And that is this... "Gus, either go down on Bea Arthur or wear this Green Bay Packer cheese wedge"

I'd be muff diving in a heartbeat.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:30 pm
Can't...post...need...laughter...antidote....off....to...politics...
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