A Question For The Straight Heterosexual Men.....

ha - think you can escape ME????

Good afternoon!

Sorta evenin' - but thankee very much!

You're up late.

I see the guys stayed away from this one in droves....

If I did, I wouldn't close my eyes while doing it.

That would be totally gay.

BiPolarbear asks this question because he's begininng to feel a little guilty about doing it for a briefcase with twelve dollars inside.

But to answer your question, Bear. What type of suitcase? Fine leather?

Kinsey said that 37% of adult males have engaged in homosexual activity, if I recall the figure correctly. How does one define a "straight heteresexual"?

People that prefer the opposite sex? Best I can come up with, and simple to.

Let me do some calculations, Edgar. I'll take the names of the guys on A2K and submit them into the "homosexual activity computer program" and see what comes up...

Well, the results are in: There's Walter Hinteler. And Cav made the list. Kicky is on there 17 times! There's Husker's name. And Slappy Doo Hoo is on several times. What the hell?! There I am. Oh... that's right, that summer in Tibet in '37. It was the opium, man. That **** messes with your thinking. Oh, there's Frank Apisa and Joe Nation!

We seem to be well represented.

Who would've thought?

squinney has informed me that if a guy walks in with 50 thousand I better hit my knees.....

fine leather yes but......strangely discolored in spots.....

< gus saunters in the room and sets a suitcase with fifty thousands dollars inside on the table. He adjusts his tie and in a gravely voice says, "Ahem"

I have a change purse made out of discarded foreskins. It turns into a briefcase if I rub it the right way.

gus, for an extra ten thousand squinney will play with your ass......

< gus reaches into his wallet and pulls out another ten thousand >

<squinney heads to the nightstand for the ky and latex gloves>

<cubs set up video camera and entire Bear family bursts into "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas">

< gus smiles for the camera and lets his coveralls drop. The square green testicle seems to own the room >

<paula pulls out her parascope while standing outside below the window>

(how do you spell "parascope"?)

< paula, in her confusion, grabbed a parasol rather than a periscope -- she can't see a damn thing >