All damn roads lead either to sex or politics here.
Actually, I have had numerous conversations about primate testicles - since I have a friend who did some kind of thesisy thing on it.
She argued that human testicles were big as a come-hither sign on the savannah, though - and gorillas' etc were small, because of not being able to be seen in the forest.
Frankly, speaking for myself, testicles are really not all that come-hithery to me, though...
											
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												So then, why do squirrels have such big f'n balls?  
Those things are SO BIG I dont see how they can balance themselves. 
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												shewolfnm wrote:So then, why do squirrels have such big f'n balls?  
Those things are SO BIG I dont see how they can balance themselves. 
haha
 golden hamster Mesocricetus auratus...copulations may continue for half an hour or more; young males may copulate only a few times, while older ones may attempt copulation as many as 175 times; for adult males, between 65 and 75 copulations per mating may be considered as average."  That alone isn't all that impressive: A type of gerbil called Shaw's jird (Meriones shawi shawi) has been observed to copulate 224 times in the space of 2 hours.
											
 
					
				 
																									
						
														
					
												...think of all those poor masturbating zombie hamsters Craven commands for our service...
											
					
				 
																
						
														
					
												They don't have time to masturbate, poor li'l things. Or the energy.