There's those that know how to park their big honking SVU and those that...uh, nevermind.
ok, for continuance sake....and those that can.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 3 May, 2017 02:18 pm
Those who drive a Hummer and the ones who drive a smart car.
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Sturgis
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Wed 3 May, 2017 02:24 pm
Those who water their lawns only when needed and those who do it even after a week of heavy rains.
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Kolyo
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Wed 3 May, 2017 10:30 pm
There's 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
(Sorry, that's an old one. Oldie but goodie.)
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Kolyo
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Thu 4 May, 2017 05:05 pm
There's 2 kinds of people: those with the stamina to finish a sentence and those... and those...
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Kolyo
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Fri 5 May, 2017 03:18 pm
Those whose main role in life is solving old problems,
and those whose main role is creating new ones.
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edgarblythe
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Fri 5 May, 2017 03:31 pm
Those who drive slow in the fast lane and those who blow horns at them to get out of the way.
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George
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Fri 5 May, 2017 04:59 pm
Those who stay slim without diet or exercise
and those who hate them
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ekename
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Sat 6 May, 2017 05:06 am
There is 2 kinds of people in this world.
Us, who speak proper like, and
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Foofie
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Tue 9 May, 2017 12:06 pm
Those that leave the toilet paper roll with a jagged edge for the next user, and those that leave a neat edge at the perforation. All other criteria for people emanate from this dichotomy. Game over.
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perennialloner
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Tue 9 May, 2017 12:46 pm
Those who sit directly on public toilet seats and those who don't.
Has anyone done the '10 kinds of people' one yet? (those who understand binary arithmetic and those who don't.) You can extend it: '...and those who didn't realize the joke was in base three.'
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edgarblythe
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Sat 13 May, 2017 09:36 am
Those who do a nice job of tying their shoes and those who wear slip-ons.