..And here's another one. I mistakenly gave Ring Lardner as the author of a short story called, "How Beautiful are Thy Feet Wearing Shoes". I read that short story, so I know that it exists. It's quite powerful, with a theme that encompasses ideas that still hold true today. The title is taken from The Songs of Solomon in the Christian Bible. No luck in my quest thus far.
Happy Vernal Equinox everyone