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Thu 28 Oct, 2004 08:15 am
Edit [Moderator]: Moved from General to Human Interest Stories.
A toy store in dinky St. Helens, Oregon got a visit from Homeland Security. The owner was required to remove several "Magic Cube" toys from her shelves while agents watched.
Full story:
http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/front_page/109896512934940.xml
I'm so glad this news came in before I mailed my ballot today. I feel so much safer knowing that toy terrorist are being kept off the streets and I am so happy to know that my tax dollars are supporting these brave toy patrol agents that I am changing my vote to Bush!
NO, NO, NO!!!
STOP, BOOMERANG, STOP!!!
Somebody catch her!
Oh not to worry, Eva. I'm just kidding.
Perhaps I'm the only one who thinks this thing is completely absurd. I'm beginning to wonder if Tom Ridge is the reincarnation of Eugene Ionesco.
I mean, two agents visit some out of the way, mom and pop toystore to enforce a law that doesn't even apply to the situation.
You really can't make this stuff up.....
welcome to fourth reich america...