Panzade.....i'm sorry.....

Hmm...surfer? Are you saying gus that in your opinion from what you have learned about me that I should be with a surfer, or are you an old surfer from way back.......hehe

Would you repeat that please?

Sorry I mispelled a word, re read it...you'll get it!

Nice observation, standup. I was indeed a hell of a surfer in my day. I still remember the summer of "28, the Pacific Championship Competition. I wore stunning green swimming trunks with a shark painted on the side. I called my surfboard "The Big Wood" and I was the hit of the competition as I rode toward the shore on the giant waves, my long blond hair flowing in the breeze, the sun reflecting off my bronzed body. I still remember all the women on the shore, waving their arms frantically in the air and shouting "Go Gus! Go Gus!"

Thanks for allowing me to travel down memory lane, standup.

I'm tearing up a little right now.

Excuse me, while I go grab a handkerchief.

i believe i remember my grandmother tellin a story similar to that one Gus... could you be the bronze god she fooled around with?

You're all a bunch of whores.

Gustagetyourstorystraight

One of my friends just happened to be there that day, the women were not yelling "Go Gus! Go Gus!", they were yelling "IT'S COLD GUS!" Your pants were around your ANKLES!
Didn't it feel a bit breezy? Weren't the ray's from the sun a tad cruel? And you failed to question why you were being swarmed by hungry seagulls. I hear you were sporting quite a tan line.
That's what really happened.

hence the laughter followed by finger pointing...not waving...

Whoa, the credits go to you my man. I just translated directly and it came out in rhymes and I didn't notice it at al until you pointed it out.

Thanks for translating it joe!

You know what Joe?...I'm gonna look around and see if I can find a woman on A2K that can appreciate my bi-lingual poetic talents.

Hehe...fine! I appreciate your talents (all of them), I think I said that, but fine....you look elsewhere...happy hunting....lol....by the way...are you up early right now, or staying up late because I did not expect to see you here!

Moi?

Are you talking to...ME?

Are you...TALKING to me?

Well duh....who else would I be talking to?!!....Hehe

I can't believe she's talking to me!

Is that a "I can't believe she's talking to me! " like, "why is she talking to me"....or "I can't believe she's talking to me!", like "OMG she does love me(or something to that extent)"?

Could be both, Pessy, or neither. Come on, Virgo brethren, you can wrap your head around that, I'm sure. As for panzade, 'bi-lingual' can also mean...oh never mind, I know that's not what he meant.

Yes, us virgo's are smart beings!

It's 'we' Virgos...but 'us' will do.

neither...I just passed a mirror and was practicing my De Niro