Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, we're like a nice pair of bunny rabbits, hey? Or, at least he is, and we used to be at one stage.
Since I've left, he's taken to some strange companions, though.
He once promise that he would be mine, and only mine, and we would isolate ourselves and become very warped in order to promote our art. I had already brought 500 tissue boxes. WE were going to craft the boxes into shoes and build a house out of the tissues and spittle to protect ourselves from hamsters and space aliens. Rather like a mixture of Howard Hughes and a few of the freakish creatures from the X files.
Unfortunately, i came in one day and found him and involved in some very bunny-like activity with Child. I was able to distract child (see image) by buying some magazines which he could read for the articles. I though my troubles were over.
(from themanwhofellasleep.com)
THEN I found him flirting with another 30 or so people on A2K.