When I think of the plight of unwed mothers or the suffering of homosexal AIDS victims it absolutely makes me want to weep....Larry 434
Get over here already and give me a big old hug and a smooch- Craven
This thread is a riot, hee hee :-D
Montana wrote:Get over here already and give me a big old hug and a smooch- Craven
He says that to me all the time.
Quitting smoking was a piece of cake. In fact I think I'll quit again - O'Bill, Montana, Jer
LOL!
I don't want to read anymore damn poems-Letty
I'll tell you one thing -- if I ever break up with my boy friend, it will be my little secret. Not a soul will know. Nary a peep, I tell ya.
Dagmaraka
Seed wrote:dear lord my God, i pray for forgivness-odd socs
I've said that thousands of tiimes., and I was raised by fundies LOL It's FUNdaMENTAL
My enormous collection of playboy magazines proves i'm not gay ; Guatam
Please, let me go check to see if my spelling's right - Odd Socks
I will never make another joke again for as long as I live- Gus
I think I'll shave my head bald and start wearing a hessian sack - JoeFX
This is something I would never say, it's despicable!
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging
a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he
inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the hell are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree."
"You gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
"Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses
his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a
set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys,
then strips him ass naked and leaves.
Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy
handcuffed to the tree, stark ass naked, and asks, "What the
hell happened to you?"
He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While
he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in
sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear
and says,
"This just ain't your day."
Waddaya mean, stock? Take this powder, dissolve it in water, awesome sauce, dude!-- cavfancier
Well, religion can be a comfort for you-- Frank Apisa
Gertrude is sooo ugly-- gustavratzenhofer
Just found this thread...what fun! (Nobody's mentioned me yet? What, I haven't given you enough material?)
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This weekend? Let me check my horoscope. --Joe Nation
Who really gives a sh!t? --Noddy24
I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that. --BPB
If you'd just meet him at the door wearing nothing but Saran Wrap, dear, he'd be putty in your hands. --Debra_Law
Have you been born again? --Frank Apisa
I can't imagine what would make someone do something like that. --dlowan
That's disgusting. --Slappy Doo Hoo
I could just KISS you for that! --Craven de Kere
I can't think of anything to say. --gustavratzenhofer
Oh, I forgot...
Hand me the ketchup. --cavfancier
Have you seen the color of the water in Venice....eeek....Eva
Look honey...the paper says tourism is up 30%....Eva..
Eva-
I was thinking of redecorating my place. There is a lovely 10x10 ft. velvet Elvis I have had my eye on for quite some time, I think it would look best displayed in the formal living room.
A 10 ft. x 10 ft. velvet Elvis painting?!?!? EEEK is right! <ROTFLMAO>
"Those old black and white movies are a drag": Raggedyaggie
Thank GOD Turner colorized all those B/W films....Mac11
