Funny list AU, and Bear you've began this thread in rare form!
ossobuco wrote:May, go to Italy in May.
Quit whining about turning 36!
What? Damn it Kicky are you trying to send me into another mid-life crisis?
Btw, skip the BMW, Boat and waterfront condo... those things help not at all.
Instead; hop on a plane to Ticoland (Costa Rica), bask in the attention and you'll come home secure in the knowledge that you'll always be rich and interesting
somewhere. (You'll probably finally get laid, too.
)