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Mon 4 Oct, 2004 11:04 am
Edit: Moderator: Moved from General to Human Interest Stories
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.
It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."
Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
How exactly does even a senile person confuse their own penis with a chicken neck while wearing underwear, and why do these things always seem to happen in Romania?
how did you manage to post this before ColMan??? that's impressive...
That was actually my next question....
Colman is in the hospital recovering from a penile injury...
hahaha
colman was in bed sleeping...
recovering from spending too much time on a2k posting H.I storied
sadly i cant win em all Region P. but i try, i try
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