Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2004 11:04 am
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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2004 11:21 am
How exactly does even a senile person confuse their own penis with a chicken neck while wearing underwear, and why do these things always seem to happen in Romania?
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Region Philbis
Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2004 12:03 pm
how did you manage to post this before ColMan??? that's impressive...
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2004 12:13 pm
That was actually my next question....Smile
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2004 12:16 pm
Colman is in the hospital recovering from a penile injury...
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Col Man
Reply Tue 5 Oct, 2004 12:45 am
Razz hahaha Razz
colman was in bed sleeping...
recovering from spending too much time on a2k posting H.I storied Wink
sadly i cant win em all Region P. but i try, i try Smile
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