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FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sun 26 Jan, 2003 03:02 pm
Fifteen Minutes of Fame


I dashed out an exit at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago and ran towards a waiting cab. I was greeted by a cab driver with a three-day-old beard, an old baseball cap and arms the size of tree trunks.

As he tossed my bags into the trunk, he spotted my luggage tags and said, "What kind of doctor are you?"

"A veterinarian," I said. Instantly, his grizzled face broke into a
smile. This happens to veterinarians all the time, as people love to talk about their pets.

The doors slammed, he put the car into gear and hit me with this opening salvo, "My wife claims I love my toy poodle, Missy, more than I love her. Just once, she wants me to be as excited to see her as I am Missy. But Doc, it ain't gonna happen. Ya see, when I get home from a long day in the cab, dead tired, I open the ! door and there are the two of them looking at me, Ma and Missy. Ma has a scowl on her face and is ready to tear into me. Missy, on the other hand, is shaking all over, she's that
happy - her face is grinning so wide, she could eat a banana sideways. Now who do you think I'm going to run to?"

I nodded my head in agreement because I understood his point only too well. He loved his wife, but he simply wanted permission to savor his fifteen minutes of fame.

Everybody gets fifteen minutes of fame once in his lifetime. We pet owners get our fifteen minutes every time we come home - or even return from the next room.

A few days after I saw the cab driver in Chicago, I returned home. I was tired from my travels and looking forward to seeing my family.

Pulling into the driveway, I peered through the windshield, straining to catch a glimpse of my loved ones. My two children, Mikkel and Lex, are very close to good ol' dad, but I didn't see their faces pre! ssed against the window looking for me. Nor did my beloved wife, Teresa, come running in super slow motion across the yard, arms open wide ready to embrace me.


But I didn't despair. I knew I was still wanted, a Hollywood heartthrob, hometown hero to my two dogs: Scooter, a wirehaired fox terrier, and, Sirloin, a black Labrador retriever!

As soon as I exited the pickup, Sirloin and Scooter charged to meet me. Their love-filled eyes danced with excitement, and their tail turbochargers whipped them into a delighted frenzy of fur.

Was this affection-connection routine, or ho-hum for me? Was I cool, calm and collected?

Heck no. I turned into a blithering idiot as I got out of my truck and rushed to meet the hairy-princess, Scooter, and Sirloin, the fur-king.

There I stood, all these false layers stripped away, masks removed and performances canceled. It was my true self. Extra pounds, bad-hair day, angry people, travel strains, no matter. Sc! ooter and Sirloin came to the emotional rescue and allowed me to drink in the sheer love and joy of the moment. I was drunk with contentment.

I was glad this took place in the privacy of my own home. What happened next might have spoiled my polished professional image. I immediately smiled, and raised my voice an octave or two, exclaiming, "Sirloin, yuz is daaaaddy's boy, aren't ya?" And, "Scooter have you been a good girl today? Yeah, you have, you've been a goooood girl!!"

They responded by turning inside out with delight, pressing themselves against my legs and talking to me. I felt as if I could tap directly into their wellspring of positive, healing energy. Gee, it was great to be home!

I bounded up the steps to find the rest of the family, heart open, stress gone and spirits restored by my fifteen minutes of fame.



Aren't we lucky to be owned by our 4 foots!
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quinn1
 
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Reply Thu 20 Mar, 2003 11:29 am
I am well owned myself, yes Smile
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Eve
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2003 01:46 am
Misti - I don't read right through most posts that long, but I loved every word of it.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2003 08:57 pm
Glad to hear it Eve!

You must be like me, if an e'mail is more than 3 small paragraphs, it gets deleted!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 21 Mar, 2003 10:13 pm
Very nice. I am the same with my pets.
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Cinderwolf
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 01:20 pm
I always think that dogs excitment comes from the thought that you have died, everytime you leave your dog he thinks that you are go forever probably have been killed by the mailman or something and when you return they are so happy your alive and well that they just cant contain themselves. just a thought Laughing
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Misti26
 
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Reply Fri 28 Mar, 2003 10:16 pm
That sounds logical to me Cinder. I often wonder what my kitties think when we leave, now I know:)
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MisterEThoughts
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 10:55 pm
heh i am like that usually don't like to read a lot but then this was interesting the only thing i like to read are books it's hard to read on the internet but this was very interesting.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sat 26 Apr, 2003 11:33 pm
Thank you, my friend!
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Diane
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 05:34 pm
Misti--who can't identify with those sentiments? Our dog Sammy likes to look out the window when we leave and is right at the door when we return.
Even the cats let us know they are happy to see us; it just tends to be more subtle, like rubbing up against our legs or meowing in welcome (or for food). :wink:
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Misti26
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 08:18 pm
Diane, so very true. It almost makes you want to go out so that you can feel that big, huge welcome when you come back!
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Rae
 
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Reply Sun 27 Apr, 2003 08:25 pm
Gotta luv them pets! They certainly love us!
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Diane
 
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Reply Mon 28 Apr, 2003 12:36 pm
I've already posted this elsewhere, but I can't resist...
(Thanks to piffka)


Here we go...
Where do Dogs and Cats Come From?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to the question "Where do dogs and cats come from?"
1. Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."

2. And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you in spite of yourself."

3. And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.

4. And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

5. And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

6. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."

7. And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create a companion for him who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration." And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam.

8. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a **** one way or the other.
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Gen
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2003 09:34 pm
Very touching, It makes me miss my Chevy Luv even more!

He was a cocker by the way LOL
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