@furiousflee,
The Local Druggist.
The year is: 2049
Suspect: Harry Picklebottom
Age: 83
Family and Kin: Divorced. Three sons (age, 30,38,41) that live with him and support the family business.
Harry Picklebottom owns "Picklebottom And Sons Drugs" store, established 1973.
Harry is being accused as a possible suspect to being the same person as the most notorious drug lord, Ricardo Edmond.
The drug in question is a new strain of foo-foo (developed in 2027 by underground rebellions of the KLP organization of corporate take over). The new strain is more addictive and dangerous than previous forms ... It's called, "fluffy kitty witty".
Law enforcement wants to get fluffy kitty witty off the streets as soon as possible.
With no evidence to support the motive that children are going into the druggist, retrieving the goods and delivering them to an undisclosed location, where they are sold and traded for more tangible goods...
The CIA has set up surveillance on the corner of Fickle Ave and Sirirachi St. where the store is located.
The small town where he lives, has heard rumors of said accusations and refuses to believe that Mr. Picklebottom could possibly be involved with such measures. However, Mr. Picklebottom is indeed the criminal at large. He plans to move his business out of country while he stays behind to uphold his image of a stand up citizen.
He will be passing on the drug business to his son.
In order to do this, he must get his entire stash of fluffy kitty witty out of his drug store and down to the dock in two days, where he will wish his son luck on his voyage.
The stash of kitty is hidden beneath the plaster of the walls in his store.
The plan is, after 9:pm the day of ship off. Two of the sons will bypass the security system of the store just after they vandalize the surveillance cameras they noticed undercover agents installing under the guise of new street laws in accordance with the People's Protection act of 2031 sect. FH65876 J:54 ...
After they've gained seamless access to their own store, the sons will fake a robbery and destroy most products and records in view. They will also bust out the walls with baseball bats kept under the front clerks counter.
They will haul the drugs across town to the dock. Where they will load a medium sized boat, hidden from view and the one son will depart. Meeting the ship of his future a few miles off shore.
Across town, one of the sons girlfriends is occupying the cops by bruising herself up (we won't say how) and throwing herself at the insanity of domestic abuse by her gay fathers. She can't stand the fancy feast anymore, she wants pizza! She'll show them. Candy gets what Candy wants ... Eh hem.
The twist...
25 minutes before the big plan to execute the fake robbery plan, the druggist store burned to the ground.
Fluffy kitty witty is highly flammable. As was the old frame of the store.
Who did it? The third son, who got left out of the whole operation.
The middle child of the three.
But ... Now he's jonesing for some of that fluffy kitty witty.
The father, Harry Picklebottom got an insurance settlement from his devastating occurrence. He re-opened a few miles away and remarried, to a fem-bot (version 2.0).
The other two sons, were charged with the distribution of fluffy kitty witty. Per their tattle tale, pyro maniac brother. But they escaped in a fleeting moment and boarded the drug ship as they had originally planned.
Now they work at taco bell somewhere in puerto rica loco tourist area. (They changed it from Puerto Rico to Puerto Rica Loco in 2029)
The end.
Solid?
Or no solid?
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