Interesting you said one month, my understanding is that the various casts of The Apprentice were actually together one month for filming, so in a sense they had to not only live a month under Donald's direction, the "winner" had to work for him.
Is there a stipulation in this that the monster can't actually kill and devour you during that one month trial?
Remember he did in a census taker once. Best check his cupboards first for chianti and fava beans....
When you say monster, I think of 50s sci-fi flicks.
Lessee-moths are vegeterians, right? They only eat vegetable matter, like cotton clothing. I'll go with Mothra as being better than Trump to spend a month with.