Man makes 3 photocopies of his buttocks

EDIT (Moderator): Moved from General to Human Interest Stories


CLAYTON, Mo. ?- Police arrested a man who allegedly dropped his pants in the crowded lobby of the St. Louis County Courthouse and made photocopies of his buttocks. Police found Daniel Everett holding two copies he had already made. He was making a third. ''What did I do? What did I do?'' witnesses said Everett asked police. Everett, an immature 38, told police that the copies were intended as a practical joke for his girlfriend.


What kind of a world do we live in where you can't even make a few photocopies of your butt in the middle of a courthouse for your girlfriend?

So much for freedom of cheeks... I mean speech.