I never make promises I can't keep
I've never owned, carried or worn a watch. Not into time, I guess.
i never drove a combine harvester
I have never been on a sail boat
i have never been on a submarine
(true story, colorbook: When johnboy was about six years old he was up in northern WI visiting the grandfolks. Rain was forecast to come in, so the men-folk went down the road to help the neighbor bring in the bales of hay. Pretty frenzied and hard work to beat the storm. The tractor was pulling the hay-wagon and johnboy asked, for probably the 50th time, "Can I drive the tractor?" except this time he added "...when it breaks down."
"Sure, kid, sure," Alex, the older son responded.
15 seconds later the engine of the tractor made a big noise, put out a lot of smoke and stopped.
I was estactic, not noticing that everyone else was glaring at me as if I was the devil).
i never cease to be amazed by cool stories like that
I have never been shocked by things my exwife does.
LOL! Poor Johnboy!
Gawd, I hated rain forcasts when the hay needed puttin' up. Thanks for the memories, johnboy.
I've driven a tractor, combine, AND manure spreader!
I've never driven a semi or had an exwife.
I've never been to Europe
I've never been to the USA
ahh a manure spreader..... that reminds me of a story....
a town council here in england pissed off a farmer for some reason, so he exacted his revenge by using a manure spreader to cover the council building and the councillors cars with a massive amount of manure...
i never saw anything so funny
I never thought that your story wasn't funny
i never saw the northern lights in real life
Yuk! I bet they never thought they would need a law against that, but wrote one quickly afterwards!
I never kissed a frog.
Col Man wrote:i never saw the northern lights in real life
that's too bad, ive seen them twice, not the sky filling ripples you see pictures of, more the soft shimmering glow sort
i've never seen a tornado, and we do get them in my area but never close to me
