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Sun 12 Sep, 2004 03:17 pm
I never....
traveled outside of the US.
(If you have, you are supposed to take a drink)
joined the Mile High Club
...have spent the night in a hospital.
...danced with the devil in the pale moon light
Oh, goody! Now we'll really get panzade going...
I have never lit a fart...
I have never carved the likeness of Neil Armstrong out of a piece of basswood.
I have never carved the likeness of Neil Armstrong in the chest of a woman using a dull blade.
No. Actually, I meant, Billy Joel.
Me neither, but just thinking about it... I need a drink!
I have never had sex with a one-legged midget...your round Slappy.
I have never had sex with a one-leged midget....while balancing a spinning football on my head, and grandma was recording the act on her camcorder.
It was grandPA.
I never regretted the terns I left unstoned.
Let 'em stay under the rocks.
hehe, letty!
I never had a threesome.
I never learnt to swim properly. (But I'm an excellent dog paddler!
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