Latin Tattoo Translation

No. Hold on, I'll get back to you.

I have no professional Latin translating background, so I will not translate
this, but I can assure you, the translation you have is incorrect.

What it means is.
NOONE on Earth is from ancient-frikkin Rome - Or lands there-occupied - And I AM A LONELY bastard who requires attention - And I Will MARK MY skin, for life, So empty-headed twats WILL SPEAK TO ME and ask me the meaning of my "TWATOO"!.
Excuse my frankness. But you're a twat!

Suspension imminent?

LOLOL.
Cya later..