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Sat 21 Aug, 2004 05:20 pm
Edit: Moderator: Moved from General News to Human Interest Stories
Here's my tribute to Col-Man
Woman Chows 38 Lobsters in Eating Contest
13 minutes ago
By SARA LEITCH, Associated Press Writer
KENNEBUNK, Maine - America's top speed-eater wolfed down 38 lobsters in 12 minutes Saturday to win the World Lobster Eating Contest.
Sonya Thomas, of Alexandria, Va., won $500 and a trophy belt for her efforts, consuming 9.76 pounds of lobster meat.
Each contestant had a partner cracking the shells and pulling out the meat. Eleven competitors ate as many lobsters as they could in a 12-minute period, devouring a total of 300 pounds.
"I have a natural ability because of my stomach capacity," said Thomas, who weighs a mere 105 pounds. "I could eat more, but something else ?- not a lobster."
The competition, only in its second year, sought to elevate Maine into the big leagues of competitive eating, alongside New York's Coney Island with its Nathan's Famous hot dogs and New Orleans with its oysters.
This year's competition at the Pilot House Grill & Boatyard was sanctioned by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, which ranked Thomas the country's top speed-eater.
Thomas was coming off a baked bean victory days before in Indiana, where she consumed 8.4 pounds of beans with pork in 2 minutes and 47 seconds. She also holds records for hard-boiled eggs.
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wait, wait, how did the know how much lobster meat? How could they be sure that each set of lobsters weighed the same as the other set? Hmmm....
They could pull it out of the shell and weigh it before handing to the eater.
Yeah, I guess that must be what they do.
Folks, if this is gonna be an Olympic event there has to be a set of rules! And a governing body. And dope tests.
thanks panzade

im flattered and honoured that you thought of me when you posted this
the mods even moved it to 'my section'

that was quick reporting
what a scoop only 13 mins after it occured....and ive only found it and posted it today

a day later than you.....

so well done too

maybe you can take over my job here when i go to greece

i had hoped BBB would do it but she seems to have disappeared nowadays
i hope i havent put her off
Rumour has it that BBB has organised her group-Swift Human Interest Tabulators(can't mention the acronym) to divulge that you have been using staff to help you cull your headlines, which as you know is against TOS.
I'm honored that you would consider having me cover you while you cavort on holi's. However I feel it's best that the H.I.S. threads stand mute in recognition of your skill.

i like it

thats funny
and thanks for the compliments
somehow, I don't think I'm hungry for lobster anymore...
Reminds me of a Christmas when a subcontractor left a box of 30 frozen lobster tails on my desk. We had broiled, steamed, Newburg, cacciatore, and lobster salad. Finally it tasted like erasers.