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Sat 5 Mar, 2016 05:10 am
Dog does not care where you put your wee-wee, as long as everyone involved is OK with it. Dog doesn't care if you and your best female friend lick each other's woopie cushions. Dog doesn't care what you eat, or how it was slaughtered, but He does hope you'll share. Dog ain't hurtin' for cash, and he doesn't want any of yours. When idjits commence to killing one another, Dog is on nobody's side.
That will be all for now.
Dog distributes the shedded fur equally.
I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh dog, please don't let me be misunderstood
Dog always loves you, whether you have pockets full of biscuits, or none.
Although, of course, Dog would prefer that you have the foresight to put a few biscuits in your pocket whenever you leave the house.