Setanta
 
Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2016 07:59 am
One of our holy . . . er, religiously devout members started a thread about the disciple whom Jesus loved. Jesus was gay? Who knew ? ? ?

What are your thoughts on this startling revelation?
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2016 09:48 am
@Setanta,
HE always seemed happy enough to me. dont you think?
edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2016 10:17 am
It could be a clue that at the last supper he held up a biscuit covered with gravy and said, "This is my body. Eat me."
dalehileman
 
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Reply Wed 17 Feb, 2016 12:57 pm
@edgarblythe,
Ed I've had thought a2k Christians might be offended by that, until I broke out in laughter
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 04:37 am
@farmerman,
http://www.laughteronlineuniversity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jesus.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 04:43 am
Another thing . . . how come in Jesus pictures, he never looks Jewish?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:36 am
Jesus? Gay? Never thought about it before.,.,,

I suppose it sort of ties in with the Abba thing.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:51 am
@Setanta,
..and who says that he was even light-skinned or Caucasian?
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 08:54 am
@Ragman,
people with heart conditions should NOT eat hard cheeses because of the extra Vitamin K in the Parmesan or Asiago, **** the wood pulp.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 09:13 am
@farmerman,
Are you referring to Kraft Jeesus?
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 10:10 am
@Lordyaswas,
Wrong thread, I fucked up.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 10:28 am
@Setanta,
An excerpt from Wiki article on the historical man called Jesus:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historicity_of_Jesus

"Claims about the appearance or ethnicity of Jesus are mostly subjective, based on cultural stereotypes and societal trends rather than on scientific analysis."

...and, furthermore...
http://www.livescience.com/28304-facts-about-jesus.html
timur
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 10:35 am
@Ragman,
Indeed, if he existed:

http://www.acountrypriest.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/real-jesus-fake-jesus-465x271.jpg
dalehileman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 11:34 am
@Setanta,
Notwithstanding recent critics of the fella's postings, #.....827 above positively hilarious

Thanks also to Man and Tim for good spirits the rest of the day
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 11:58 am
@dalehileman,
I did not realize that Buddy Hackett looked like Jesus
dalehileman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 12:20 pm
@farmerman,
...maybe tomorrow too
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 03:18 pm
@dalehileman,
What a thoroughgoing jackass . . . you'd choke to death rather than use my screen name. What a dickhead.
Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 03:19 pm
@timur,
That guy on the left definitely looks gay . . .
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timur
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 03:27 pm
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57404399.jpg
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dalehileman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Feb, 2016 05:19 pm
@Setanta,
Quote:
. . . you'd choke to death rather than use my screen name
Alas #....247, then may I abbreviate it
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