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MAN TRIES TO SELL PENIS

 
 
Col Man
 
Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 08:17 am
A Romanian man is trying to sell his penis.


Constantin Dugulan, 33, says he needs the cash more than he needs the sex.

And he is prepared to give up his organ for a "better life".

The man says his penis is not in great demand at the moment.

But he knows someone who could put it to better use.

"I saw on TV that a doctor cut a patient's penis by mistake and I thought that man might be interested to buy mine," he told the Gazeta de Sud newspaper.

"I am not sure this operation is possible but if it is I am ready to give up my penis for a better life."

Dugulan said he needed the cash to take care of his younger brothers.

Attempts to sell his kidney and an eye were thwarted a few years ago when a customer changed his mind.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 09:43 am
How sad for him... he's a real, but unusual, humanitarian, though.

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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 09:49 am
yeah im beggining to realise ive led a sheltered life... Shocked
the more i read the news, the more i hear about others lives... Confused
the more i realise how sad this world is.. Crying or Very sad
im freaked out Shocked cos my life has been a bed of rosies/bowl of cherries in comparision Embarrassed
eeeeeek Exclamation
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 10:06 am
You have had suffering though; but, yes, not as extreme as this situation. It is incredibly what some people have to stoop to to survive... when people over here are happily wasting water...

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Rick d Israeli
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 01:41 pm
Sometimes it's so unreal that we are complaining about the weather while billions are threatened by drought, hunger, thirst, floods, diseases like AIDS. I know what you two mean.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:30 pm
hmm i have had suffering
and yes not as extreme
i had to watch my brother die of cancer...slowly
i had to nurse him until his death
carry him to the toilet and the bath and things like that
cos he couldnt move because his muscles had atrophied
he was bed ridden for the last sixx months of his life
that kind of made me suffer
i was also bullied as a child at school but only now and again
i was beaten by my father and my grand father but not so severly
these things were painful too
i see that taking these things and using them as an excuse to hate the world or justify negativity only led to more suffering
and i suffer because the world suffers because i care about the world

i feel a bit helpless as one person to say help the people in sudan or elsewhere i mean isnt that supposed to be the job of the government and the un...
man i have enough trouble helping myself and those around me
hmm and yeah i was only considering these woes of the world rick and that people here only care about their garden or their car or big house
mmm i wish i had more money so i could help other more
que sera sera
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doglover
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:33 pm
I'm selling my..............................oh, nevermind.
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Col Man
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:42 pm
WinkVery Happy
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:45 pm
Gives new meaning to the phrase "I wouldn't bang her with your dick".
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doglover
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:51 pm
Mr. Green Razz
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 11 Aug, 2004 03:53 pm
I don't see many buyers for eastern European manufacturing. We still remember the Yugo.
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