The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"
It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!'
Here, don't let the door hit ya in the ass . . .
Here's yer hat, what's yer hurry?
Let's blow this pop stand!
aggravated feathering is the charge, yer 'onor!
tar very much, remand him in custard- Dee and Cee if he coughs up
What if 'e makes a run fer't ("Old Bail"ey)
Why string him up by his unmentionables and lets not hear any more prissy language
No telling what heinous dealings we could have with his "mentionables"!
We could always try shoving Setanta's Euphonium up him !
That would really "obfuse" it!!
The Ballad of the Colo-rectal Surgeon
Haven't you eaten?
Oops, sorry.....eh, that means you are dining on royalty, by Gad?
