No, that's not the way it is. The cow was orphaned when rustlers took it's mother then had a barbecue in Crawford Texas. The dolphin was the 'surf' part of the meal. They (cow and dolphin) over powered a guard and escaped to the gulf where the cow enrolled in a dolphin school ..... This is a graduation picture ......
I see;
Thanks for that!
But how did the cow's knee get wounded?
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Curling injury in the olympics ..... the cow's chief competitor hired some thugs to use iron pipes to disable the cow thereby winning the competition by default ..... the dolphin foiled the plan by dressing as a cow and scoring the winning point.
As luck would have it the dolphin failed the post game drug test (pot) and was disqualified .......
at least their aspirations were "high"!
Actually the dolphin should have competed; they would have had the devil's own time finding its knees!
As were their inspirations ...
The cow just got a 'stand in' job for tv series 'flipper' .... this pissed off the dolphin to no end ..... they are not speaking to say the least
The cow may be doing a lot of "stand in" since that series has been over for years, but hey.........
Does moo, whistle, moo moo moo, whistle, moo moo, whistle whistle whistle!
count?
That was the punchline to a traveling salesman joke ... is my face red...
sorry, I was never able to pull my punch lines!
Did you ever go to a wedding where they served cocain?
Now those are "punch" lines!
BGW, The only problem with that is that the people who use cocain become the joke. c.i.
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CI, it's people that think drugs are a joke that are the problem.
the joker
the smoker
the midnight toker
At times the humour is lost along with the life.
Strewph, that's a bit deep, as King Canute might of said as he tried to repel the tide
macdonald's coffee stir spoons
Caterpiller sitting on a toad stool
