The neverending WORD ASSOCIATION GAME

Oh dear, what can the matter be
Oh dear, what can the matter be
Oh dear, what can the matter be
Johnny's so long at the fair . . .

spotted dick

Stained dress.

Toad in the hole

get the lead out

I can't lead when I'm being ignored.

If i hadda haul ass, i'd need to make two trips

Trip the light fantastic

ship of fools

ships ahoy

Welcome aboard!

Before you slip into
Unconsciousness
I'd . . . like to have another kiss
Another flashing chance
At bliss, another kiss, another kiss
The Crystal Ship is being filled . . .

Death by chocolate.

Part One of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots"

Assassin: Are you Mary, Queen of Scots?
Mary: Yes. <clatter> auuuugh! ak.....ak.....oooooooowww.... <rattle> auuUUUUUGH!.....ak....ak......<bang>......yaaaaaaaa....
OwOWowOWowOW......<clatter>.........ak......ak....<bang>.....OOOOOOOOH!....ouch....<rattle,rattle>....ak...ow....YIKES!....<bam>...ak...akk....aa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh."
<silence>
<more silence>
Assassin: I think she's dead...
Mary: No, I'm not! <clong!> aUUUUUUUGH!........ak! oooooow!....
<clong>......argh!.......ak....Yowwowwowow....<clatter>....ak.....

Tune in next week, same time, same channel, for part two of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots."

Macbeth

Throne of Blood

I like a phone by the throne.

Get out of there, Cleo!

oreo

Uh oh.