We're so sorry
Uncle Albert . . .
...wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door...
Turn and face the strange changes . . .
She had nine buttons on her nightgown
But she could only fasten eight . . .
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Eating his sister . . .
As we used to say at Rocky Horror: "Incest is best."
Dance through the time warp again . . .
The little Shop Of Horrors
