There's a tear in my beer . . .
Forget your troubles and just get happy
Never made a school mama happy,
Never blew a second chance.
never liked my girlfriend's pappy,
He always had an evil glance,
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
for Brutus says he was ambitous,
And Brutus is an honorable man,
It's a crap-shoot baby . . .
Baby needs a new pair a' shoes.
Like ......... shoot the sh*t
Smile when you say that stranger
