a
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.
"Well..." said the pirate, "that was my first day with the hook."
moral: every story has to have a "hook"!
"Would you like to swing on a star
Or carry moonbeams home in a jar . . .
And be better off than you are,
or would you rather be a pig?
I'll take "better off" thanks!
a-be a-be That's all, folks
A SAY AH SAY THAT WAS A DOG BOY ..... A DOG IN CATS CLOTHING SON ....... IS ANY OF THIS GETTING THROUGH TO YA BOY
I'm thinkin - And my head hurts
If it hurts - don't think
I just had a Dannon blackberry yogurt. c.i.
C.I. !! You been in my front yard again?? Don't MAKE me go out and pick more blackberries!! :-D
Somebody send a limosine to pick up Chuck Berry.
Has he left the building?
