Bob Hope- 100 Year old funny guy!
Dennis Miller - unfunny guy
Drink enough Miller Beer, and even Dennis Miller seems funny!
Same old man sittin' at the mill
the mill turns round of it's own free will,
with his hand on the hopper and the other on the sack.
Gents come forward and the ladies fall back.
with her hayre in honds you tuck up your part in her
parts his hair in the middle and slicks it all down; scatters his little jelly beans all over town
"The Union Stockyard, Chicago is,
The Wrigley Building, Chicago is
One town that won't let you down,
It's My Kind of Town"
"If seven maids with seven mops would sweep for seven years
do you suppose," the walrus saaid, "that they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the carpenter, and shed a bitter tear.
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me
They long to be
Close to you
