" I can do anything better than you can,
I can do anything better than you........."
Any note you can sing, I can sing higher,
I can sing any note higher than you!
Two potatoes are standing on a streetcorner. Which one is the prostitute?
-- The one marked "I da 'ho."
Don't forget to eat your veggies
But not in third world countries. You eat only fruits you peel yourself. Drink bottled water. And above all, don't eat the veggies.
c.i.
Daisies daisies
Give me you answer do
How would you like to go for a ride
On my bicycle built for two
"This little piggy went to market.............."