Someone knockin' at the do-ho
Somebody ringin' the bell
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Biddy Batter bought some butter,
but she said this butter's bitter!
who will make a better batter
to make the bitter butter better?
Pickalittle, talkalittle, pickalittle, talkalittle
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Ya got trouble. Right here in River City. That starts with "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pool!
And he doesn't know the territory!
Fast Eddie Feltsen on cue.