It only herits when I laugh
You only herit the one you love
Thats from picking up after the little dears (if they're yours they must be "dears")
it's from picking up huge potted plants in the back yard, by the pool (my gardening). I've never wanted to wait for help. Now I'm sorry.
Crying
my nose runs, my feet smell
Considering McTag's comment, his avatar just might be his real picture!!
Has your nose ever been in a race?
is your refrigator running?
My avatar shows my good side.
Gator tails. Carl Hiaasen.
On second thought, take my wife.....please
But take her where Booman. Las Vegas, Death Valley would be a bit extreme. How about Disneyland ? Fun, frolics and fantasy.
The Mobster's Chauffeur: I'll tell you what to do. Take her to the zoo. I hear retards like the zoo./ from "Rocky"