I believe I'll have another beer.
i believe i'd have one with you but someone stole my glass...
Beer tender, bring me a bar ...
Where did my glasses go? I just put them down, and now I can't find them!
Sorry, can't hear you, I lost my aide!
Ms. Keller, help the people find their way....watch out for that..ooooooh!
(Hey Bill, you been away?)
Clap on clap off... the Clapper.
Tanks for the Memory.........
I hope I can stay awake long enough to make it to my bed now
Take a sad song and make it better
Let her into your heart. Always good advice.
The best advice I ever got from the underside of a bottle cap was:
"Don't eat with your feet."
