Is the beer bottle half empty, or half full?
It's always half empty. It's usually a good idea to order another one by now. c.i.
Oops, I was hoping you wouldn't notice--I just took a couple of sips.

Hey Barkeep!...There's a hole in my bottle. (hic)
Barkeep: Hey, mister. You still haven't paid for the first one!

c.i.
Wassau and Withers can't keep up with this crowd!
Way too much work for those suave and capable guys
Yeah, we must take care of business ourselves.
Ain't no free lunch, marketing (and now political) gimmick!
Honeycomb, won't 'cha be my baby?