The World According to Gap
Welcome to a2k Hiama. 
stroke, stroke ... pat, pat ..
I wish I had a little friend. I would pet it and pet it.
Petted friends make better friends
( Thanks Larry glad to be here)
Things go better with...Royal Crown Cola
I 'd like to buy the world some coke....(Did I sing that right?)
Oh yeah, well I'd like to teach the world to sing!(in perfect har MO nee)
I'd like to buy a vowel, please.
"There once was a famous contralto,
but alas no star was she,
for while everybody sang every note of the scale,
She could only sing a "C"!
well THAT'S a loaded question!
I didn't know the gun was loaded!
Guns don't kill people, blah blah blah
