"I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill"
Jack and Jill went up the hill
They each had a buck an' a quarter
Jack said: "Jill, i'm late, it'll have to be a swifty."
Jill came last, and pocketed two fifty . . .
"Daily Miracles and Prayer"
Sign in front of church in Bible Belt.
How about a belt for the road?
Keep yer eyes on the road
Your hands upon the wheel . . .
Camel: a horse designed by committee
I'd walk a mile for a Camel.
But a Miss is better than a mile . . .
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
...and nuclear weapons...
