fresh
(Maybe your toilets smell, but mine doesn't. If the grammar seems funky here, it's because I only have one toilet but assume that you have multiple toilets.)
fruit
(I'm talking about public toilets you...........I won't say it. :wink: )
screech
(newfoundland screech is made by rinsing the last residue from the bottoms of barrels of rum)
You're welcome, Mr. Nice.
From house:
frau