two hours to santa - and for a while there 'twas all Aussies - we were thinking of being bad - drive-by moonings, graffiti, stink-bombs - but our innate good-breeding and gentilesse triumphed, and the site is intact!
all we could manage was a little fart!
zephyrus eke, with hise sweete breethe
Not sure if I want to know him
To know, know, know him is to love, love, love him...
This post, you'll notice, smells of cedar boughs...
Merry Christmas to everyone...perhaps even dlowan.
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me.
I've been an awful good girl,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, a drop top c-o-k too, Light blue.
I'll wait up for you dear,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
Next year I could be oh, so good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,
Boo doo bee doo. [background]
Santa honey, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
I've been an angel all year,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed.
To a plex of my hand,
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa baby, fill my stocking with a rolex, And checks.
Sign your 'X' on the line,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me,
Boo doo bee doo. [background]
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring.
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight
nine rings for mortal men doomed to die...
Four Carling Lagers
Three french toast
Two back bacon
And a beer
Three French Hens
With a side of wild rice and a nice riesling
(damn!) Roast partridge with pear coulis
In the bosom of the deep . . .
Never give a sucker an even break . . .
