I don't know what you consider outrageous

My sister (LISA) and I dressed like bag ladies once and tried to hitchhike around Victoria. Sadly, no one gave us a lift. Do you think it might have been the fruit on the hats? And we dressed up another time as Rajahs to pick up my Mother at the airport. This was long ago... mid 80s.
Why were you ONLY wearing your trainers? Or why were you nude at all?