one foot ahead of the other
That song from "Santa Claus Is Coming toTown" (used to watch it every year as a kid...)
"Put one foot in front of the other..."
I'll be home for Christmas
There's no place like home.
Home Home On The Range.
or
Please get off the gas stove grandma you're too old to ride the range.
I'm back in the saddle again.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, etc.
Been there, seen it, done that.
better get some "bag ointment" ...
from the website :
"Ingredients: 100% lanolin ointment
Instructions: generously rub the ointment over affected area. the lanolin forms a waxy coating over the areaallowing it to heal and not become re-irritated with every diaper
change. If you need to remove the ointment I recommend using warm water and baby shampoo. Use the
ointment once daily, and your baby will never have diaper rash again. Also works great for chapped hands, cheeks and lips during the winter. "
Tuffing it out.
Ahhhh, thanks for the help folks. However, most saddle sores for me occured on the inside of my knees initially.
danon : bag balm is "good for beast or man" -rub it in where ever required !
good for whatever ails you
seems this fellow didn't enjoy his "treatment" !
rub down with an oily cloth