her heart belongs to daddy
Oh daddy,
You know you make me cry,
How can you love me,
I don't understand why.
Oh daddy,
If i can make you see,
If there's been a fool around,
It's got to be me.
Oh daddy,
You soothe me with your smile,
You're letting me know,
You're the best thing in my life.
She's such a dignified lady,
She's so pretty and soft.
You can't call her a groupie,
It just pisses her off.
She's got diamonds and jewelry,
She's got lotsa new clothes.
She ain't hurtin' nobody,
So that everyone knows,
That she knows what she wants,
Knows what she likes.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Look out... she's got her eyes on you.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free
or to have a terminally large leak in one's roof in a thunderstorm (little else I can think about)
Don't know why, but I 'm reminded of a joke:
I hope none of you are a blind/deaf mute or I suppose this'd be REALLY offensive...
Okay, it's a 'sight' joke, so a little is lost in translation:
What's this?: <With one hand I'm making like I'm running my fingers over a keyboard and with the othe I'm opening and closing my fingers as if inside a puppet.> Got it? ...
devriesj wrote:Don't know why, but I 'm reminded of a joke:
I hope none of you are a blind/deaf mute or I suppose this'd be REALLY offensive...
Okay, it's a 'sight' joke, so a little is lost in translation:
What's this?: <With one hand I'm making like I'm running my fingers over a keyboard and with the other I'm opening and closing my fingers as if inside a puppet.> Got it? ...
Sorry. Techical difficulties and a busy day have kept me away. Assuming you're not dying to know, but feel I should give the punch line anyway:
What/who am I? Hellen Keller - playing the piano and singing!